idkmybffwaddles | first sweater (✿◕‿◕) video + action for new bark town

[The feed opens with very shaky camera work, because Mabel is currently circling Dipper and zooming in and out erratically. Dipper, of course, is being all serious and stuff and has his nose buried in his Trainer Handbook. He's sitting on a bench somewhere in New Bark Town and Mabel is sufficiently bored.]

Mabel, cut it out—

What? You said we need to document everything, so I'm documenting!

[She switches to a fake Australian accent, zooming in close to Dipper's face.]

Croikey! Lookee what we got 'ere! A wild Dipper in 'is natural habitat. I wonder what'll happen if we poke it?

[She drops the accent and pokes Dipper repeatedly.]

Poke fight!

[Dipper frowns indignantly, pushing Mabel's Gear away with his hand.]

Seriously, Mabel, I'm trying to read.

[She pouts and climbs up on the bench and films from above.]

Come on, Dipper. You've read that thing like five times now.

I just want to make sure we know what we're doing before we wander off into the wilderness, okay?

[At this point, Mabel starts singing. Belting, really. And dancing. On the bench. The camera's pretty much all over the place with her crazy jiving.]

WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH THE WILDERNESS, I KNOW WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH OOH OOH! I DON'T KNOW THE REST OF THE WORDS DO DO DO DO DO DO!

Random dance party, yeah!

[Except it's really just Mabel dancing to the New Bark Town music. She's done documenting for now because Dipper's being Lamey McLameShorts. Be prepared for threadjacking!]

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[UGGGGGGGGGH <= that is the sound Dipper is making and trying to struggle away from the noogie. Luckily though she stops on her own and Dipper is just going to fix his hat now.]

It's Dipper, and... [Mabel you cray cray, that cannot be the Minnie Mouse and he's about to tell her that but ohp okay the lady says she is. Cue jaw dropping. He swoops in toward the camera, as if getting up close will make anything make sense.]

You...really?! [He pulls back and looks at Mabel.] Mabel, is this real life?

[offscreen] What? Mabel are you serious? [He's more referring to her doing the worm than he is being able to get information.]

[He sighs and takes the Gear from her. For a second he's viewable, and he's just kind of. shocked.]

Is...your giant blue turtle breakdancing?

[The Post In Which Dipper Gets Punched A Lot. Dipper's gotten used to this by now, so he just leans over, his Gear still in hand, and his eyes widen.]

That's...that's a dragon, alright.

[[Completely manly. Rose knows the mostly manly of men.]]

It's nice to meet you, Dipper. I'm Rose. [[She's also clearly amused. Though at least she is holding back any laughter. Somewhat.]] Welcome to Johto.

Yes. Yes she is.

[And right as she does another spin, Zen spews water out of her canons and strikes a radical pose!

Riku just snickers.]

Anyway, if you want a serious guide, I've got one written up. I'll even slap it on as an attachment.

[Hopefully Dipper won't mind a wall of text. Riku is kinda ridiculous in his knowledge.]

ATTACHED:

Training Guide.txt

[Aaand back to video.]

And if she really wants to show off her dance moves, I say go for it.

[Shrug.]

[Riku you have made Dipper the happiest boy in the world. He's grinning and everything.]

Wow! Thanks, man! [He looks over at Mabel.] Mabel! You have to send me this file later, okay? [Sooooo excited.]

Yeah! Okay, yeah, [turns the camera on Mabel] you're up, Mabel!

[Only the very manliest. Dipper can be at the top of the So Manly It's Manlier Than Manly list.]

[On another note, though, he kind of just wants to hide a bit.]

Nice to meet you, too, Rose. And yeah, thanks...I guess? I don't know, it's kind of a shock to not be home, y'know? But being welcomed is always nice.

[Mabel is making the biggest 8D face possible right now because OMG MINNIE MOUSE. It's like being at Disneyworld and meeting a character without, you know, the whole Disneyworld part.]

Well, it's certainly not fantasy, Dipper. Nor are we caught in a landslide with no escape from reality.

[But back to Minnie.]

Is Mickey here? Or Donald or Goofy?

[She laughs to herself.]

I do a pretty good Goofy. [Ready for a Goofy impersonation?] Aww, gawrsh! Ah-hyuck!

I do indeed know. It was very disorientating when I arrived. But things are surprisingly easy to get used to. And you didn't arrive in Johto's scorching summer heat or freezing winter cold so you should have a pleasant time adjusting.

[[No shhh don't hide, Dipper. Rose don't judge.]]

I can understand your shock, Dipper. This world turns everyone into humans, so I realize I don't look as I should...

[Mabel, you keep making her giggle. you are so precious.]

That's perfect, Mabel dear! It sounds just like him! But I'm afraid he isn't here... no one else from the kingdom is here.

Oh, sure, I don't think she'll mind.

Fluffy, you don't mind, do you?

Bun! [Nope, so long as you steer clear o' my flowers.]

[Don't mind Mabel, she's just going to sit here attempting not to giggle to herself because awww look at Dipper talking to a girl like a normal human being.]

Oh, my.

[man he has no idea what you're talking about but he kinda likes you already]

Perhaps you'll be able to use some of what you've learned while you're here. Avoiding giant monsters, candy or otherwise, is a valuable skill to develop.

[Other Father's smile widens at the enthusiasm of the kids, giving a semi-circle wave to the conversation's newcomer.]

Not just yet, but I'm sure I could teach him if you'd want?

[He just needs to get ahold of the Flamethrower TM, then it's firebreathing dragons ahoy!]

A whole millimeter. There's an accomplishment.

[Mabel throws a salute Dipper's way.]

Aye, aye, Captain Dippingsauce!

[Okay, you ready to see her SWEET MOVES, Riku? You best be prepared. The salute turns into a fist pull... thing. What the hell do you call that action, I don't even know.]

Yes!

[She grins widely at the camera, brushing up the sleeves of her sweater determinedly.]

Let's do this thing!

[And she throws herself to the ground and... does the worm. I'm not even sure how to describe it. She's not really doing it properly, though, she's just kinda flailing her body in a squiggly motion.]

Hey! It's an accomplishment when you're twins! We used to be the exact same height, but now I'm taller.

[She begins her chant, pumping her fist with every repetition.]

ALPHA TWIN! ALPHA TWIN!

[...Wow, that's... special. Riku and Zen both stare in awe at this mysteriously bizarre sight.

And stare...

And then Zen proceeds to bump Riku to the side and pull off some radical spins in her shell! Dance party! Totally.]

...Well, I think she appreciates it.

[Heh.]

[Mabel nudges Dipper in the side with her elbow.]

And if we get going, you could get even more data.

[She glances at Ib, then back at Dipper for confirmation.]

Yeah? Yeah? Adventure time?

[Mabel rolls her eyes.]

Oh, please, Dipper. Not all vampires want to kill you. Especially not the romantic sort...

[She swoons at the image of her perfect vampire boyfriend.

Ew, no, not him.

There we go.]

Aw, come one, at least she doesn't think you're a total dork for it.

[Mabel grins and shrugs.]

No problem, li'l D.

[Oh, but now she looks really excited.]

And that lady did say we're supposed to go on a journey! Maybe we just have to get to the end and then we can go home! I'm sure Grunkle Stan can live without us for a while, he's lived this long.

Are there giant monsters here we need to avoid? We've gotten pretty good at avoiding giant monsters.

[She looks a bit disheartened for a moment.]

Too bad the Gobblewonker was a fake or I could've gotten a human-sized hamster ball. Like, how fun would that be, right?

Well....they did say that we should go on a journey...

Monsters both giant and small, but most bear no ill will. Your new friends can help to keep you safe when you do encounter the less friendly kind.

[what is a hamster ball]

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