idkmybffwaddles | first sweater (✿◕‿◕) video + action for new bark town

[The feed opens with very shaky camera work, because Mabel is currently circling Dipper and zooming in and out erratically. Dipper, of course, is being all serious and stuff and has his nose buried in his Trainer Handbook. He's sitting on a bench somewhere in New Bark Town and Mabel is sufficiently bored.]

Mabel, cut it out—

What? You said we need to document everything, so I'm documenting!

[She switches to a fake Australian accent, zooming in close to Dipper's face.]

Croikey! Lookee what we got 'ere! A wild Dipper in 'is natural habitat. I wonder what'll happen if we poke it?

[She drops the accent and pokes Dipper repeatedly.]

Poke fight!

[Dipper frowns indignantly, pushing Mabel's Gear away with his hand.]

Seriously, Mabel, I'm trying to read.

[She pouts and climbs up on the bench and films from above.]

Come on, Dipper. You've read that thing like five times now.

I just want to make sure we know what we're doing before we wander off into the wilderness, okay?

[At this point, Mabel starts singing. Belting, really. And dancing. On the bench. The camera's pretty much all over the place with her crazy jiving.]

WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH THE WILDERNESS, I KNOW WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH OOH OOH! I DON'T KNOW THE REST OF THE WORDS DO DO DO DO DO DO!

Random dance party, yeah!

[Except it's really just Mabel dancing to the New Bark Town music. She's done documenting for now because Dipper's being Lamey McLameShorts. Be prepared for threadjacking!]

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You're quite a lively duo.

We'd be more lively if Dipper would dance with me.

[Pointed glance at Dipper.]

But he's too busy being made of lamesauce.

I hear that goes good with duck.

Nah, goes better with lamb.

[trollface.jpg in Dipper's direction.]

Or perhaps a bit of chicken?

[Robin winks.]

Though I must say, the boy strikes me as a scholar.

Yeah, but not too much.

[Mabel shrugs.]

He does get better grades than me in, like, everything. But I got all the artistic talent. [And she looks so proud of herself.] So I guess we're even.

[But then her lips quirk slightly.]

But not totally even. Who's a millimeter taller? Mabel, that's who!

Edited 2012-10-09 05:25 (UTC)

A whole millimeter. There's an accomplishment.

Hey! It's an accomplishment when you're twins! We used to be the exact same height, but now I'm taller.

[She begins her chant, pumping her fist with every repetition.]

ALPHA TWIN! ALPHA TWIN!

[STARING. "MABEL SHUT UP" STARE. AIMED AT YOU. COMING THROUGH. MAKING ITS WAY DOWNTOWN.]

[NOPE, PINCHING YOUR CHEEK NOW, LITTLE DIPPER.]

Aww, who's a lamby lamby? You are! You are!

[HE WILL TICKLE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP. also can't really talk through his teeth clenched so har but hey he'll try.]

Mabel...who are you telling about that?

[Mabel slaps Dipper on the back. Which is probably about as hard as she high fives sorry about that.]

Oh, calm your jets, Dippingsauce. I didn't say anything about it, jeez.

[Yeah he goes stumbling forward with the mighty force of the Arm of Mabel. He narrows his eyes suspiciously, "got my eye on you" twin vibes on the way to Mabel Land.]

Alriiight...let's keep it that way, okay? It's bad enough I had to actually do it in front of Wendy.

Edited 2012-10-12 20:58 (UTC)

Aw, come one, at least she doesn't think you're a total dork for it.

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