idkmybffwaddles | first sweater (✿◕‿◕) video + action for new bark town

[The feed opens with very shaky camera work, because Mabel is currently circling Dipper and zooming in and out erratically. Dipper, of course, is being all serious and stuff and has his nose buried in his Trainer Handbook. He's sitting on a bench somewhere in New Bark Town and Mabel is sufficiently bored.]

Mabel, cut it out—

What? You said we need to document everything, so I'm documenting!

[She switches to a fake Australian accent, zooming in close to Dipper's face.]

Croikey! Lookee what we got 'ere! A wild Dipper in 'is natural habitat. I wonder what'll happen if we poke it?

[She drops the accent and pokes Dipper repeatedly.]

Poke fight!

[Dipper frowns indignantly, pushing Mabel's Gear away with his hand.]

Seriously, Mabel, I'm trying to read.

[She pouts and climbs up on the bench and films from above.]

Come on, Dipper. You've read that thing like five times now.

I just want to make sure we know what we're doing before we wander off into the wilderness, okay?

[At this point, Mabel starts singing. Belting, really. And dancing. On the bench. The camera's pretty much all over the place with her crazy jiving.]

WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH THE WILDERNESS, I KNOW WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH OOH OOH! I DON'T KNOW THE REST OF THE WORDS DO DO DO DO DO DO!

Random dance party, yeah!

[Except it's really just Mabel dancing to the New Bark Town music. She's done documenting for now because Dipper's being Lamey McLameShorts. Be prepared for threadjacking!]

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[Meanwhile, in the background or something, Dipper looks up because what is he being talked about again what's going on.]

Huh? What's that, Mabel?

Dipper, shhh, I'm trying to have a conversation with this boy.

[Dipper raises an eyebrow. Okay, very inclined to be suspicious of someone he hasn't even seen the face of okay.]

Alright... [note to self: mabel found a boy, make sure he's not going to try to force her into marriage. signed dipper.] Did you check to see if he was a vampire? [gringringrin]

[Mabel's eyes goes wide and she clasps her hands together.]

That's a great idea!

[Her expression changes to a smirky grin thing as she lightly punches Dipper on the arm.]

You always have the greatest ideas, bro.

Ow!

[Dipper rubs where she punched, pouting and wow he really should have expected that. Mabel hits hard, even with her tiny punches.]

Uh-huh. Hey, what would you even do if you had a vampire boyfriend? Wouldn't he, oh I dunno, try to drink all of your blood?

[He's really just a little concerned, Mabel.]

[Mabel rolls her eyes.]

Oh, please, Dipper. Not all vampires want to kill you. Especially not the romantic sort...

[She swoons at the image of her perfect vampire boyfriend.

Ew, no, not him.

There we go.]

first sweater (✿◕‿◕) video + action for new bark town

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