idkmybffwaddles | first sweater (✿◕‿◕) video + action for new bark town

[The feed opens with very shaky camera work, because Mabel is currently circling Dipper and zooming in and out erratically. Dipper, of course, is being all serious and stuff and has his nose buried in his Trainer Handbook. He's sitting on a bench somewhere in New Bark Town and Mabel is sufficiently bored.]

Mabel, cut it out—

What? You said we need to document everything, so I'm documenting!

[She switches to a fake Australian accent, zooming in close to Dipper's face.]

Croikey! Lookee what we got 'ere! A wild Dipper in 'is natural habitat. I wonder what'll happen if we poke it?

[She drops the accent and pokes Dipper repeatedly.]

Poke fight!

[Dipper frowns indignantly, pushing Mabel's Gear away with his hand.]

Seriously, Mabel, I'm trying to read.

[She pouts and climbs up on the bench and films from above.]

Come on, Dipper. You've read that thing like five times now.

I just want to make sure we know what we're doing before we wander off into the wilderness, okay?

[At this point, Mabel starts singing. Belting, really. And dancing. On the bench. The camera's pretty much all over the place with her crazy jiving.]

WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH THE WILDERNESS, I KNOW WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH OOH OOH! I DON'T KNOW THE REST OF THE WORDS DO DO DO DO DO DO!

Random dance party, yeah!

[Except it's really just Mabel dancing to the New Bark Town music. She's done documenting for now because Dipper's being Lamey McLameShorts. Be prepared for threadjacking!]

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Hi!

[She waves enthusiastically.]

I'm Mabel! And this is the Dipster.

[Are you ready for an affectionate noogie, Dipper? BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING ONE. But wait. SHE SAID MINNIE MOUSE. Mabel ceases her noogie-ing and inhales excitedly.]

Wait, Minnie Mouse? Do you know Mickey? Are you married? Do you live in a big shiny castle and happily ever after and all that stuff?

[She blinks, and then bursts into delighted giggles.]

My, my! Usually when I say my name, people ask if I'm being serious! But you believed me right away!

And to answer your questions... Mickey is my dear husband, and we do live in a castle at our kingdom back in our world. We've been living happily ever after for quite some time now.

[UGGGGGGGGGH <= that is the sound Dipper is making and trying to struggle away from the noogie. Luckily though she stops on her own and Dipper is just going to fix his hat now.]

It's Dipper, and... [Mabel you cray cray, that cannot be the Minnie Mouse and he's about to tell her that but ohp okay the lady says she is. Cue jaw dropping. He swoops in toward the camera, as if getting up close will make anything make sense.]

You...really?! [He pulls back and looks at Mabel.] Mabel, is this real life?

[Mabel is making the biggest 8D face possible right now because OMG MINNIE MOUSE. It's like being at Disneyworld and meeting a character without, you know, the whole Disneyworld part.]

Well, it's certainly not fantasy, Dipper. Nor are we caught in a landslide with no escape from reality.

[But back to Minnie.]

Is Mickey here? Or Donald or Goofy?

[She laughs to herself.]

I do a pretty good Goofy. [Ready for a Goofy impersonation?] Aww, gawrsh! Ah-hyuck!

I can understand your shock, Dipper. This world turns everyone into humans, so I realize I don't look as I should...

[Mabel, you keep making her giggle. you are so precious.]

That's perfect, Mabel dear! It sounds just like him! But I'm afraid he isn't here... no one else from the kingdom is here.