idkmybffwaddles | first sweater (✿◕‿◕) video + action for new bark town

[The feed opens with very shaky camera work, because Mabel is currently circling Dipper and zooming in and out erratically. Dipper, of course, is being all serious and stuff and has his nose buried in his Trainer Handbook. He's sitting on a bench somewhere in New Bark Town and Mabel is sufficiently bored.]

Mabel, cut it out—

What? You said we need to document everything, so I'm documenting!

[She switches to a fake Australian accent, zooming in close to Dipper's face.]

Croikey! Lookee what we got 'ere! A wild Dipper in 'is natural habitat. I wonder what'll happen if we poke it?

[She drops the accent and pokes Dipper repeatedly.]

Poke fight!

[Dipper frowns indignantly, pushing Mabel's Gear away with his hand.]

Seriously, Mabel, I'm trying to read.

[She pouts and climbs up on the bench and films from above.]

Come on, Dipper. You've read that thing like five times now.

I just want to make sure we know what we're doing before we wander off into the wilderness, okay?

[At this point, Mabel starts singing. Belting, really. And dancing. On the bench. The camera's pretty much all over the place with her crazy jiving.]

WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH THE WILDERNESS, I KNOW WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH OOH OOH! I DON'T KNOW THE REST OF THE WORDS DO DO DO DO DO DO!

Random dance party, yeah!

[Except it's really just Mabel dancing to the New Bark Town music. She's done documenting for now because Dipper's being Lamey McLameShorts. Be prepared for threadjacking!]

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A boy who knows his priorities then.

Only because Wendy's not here. He's totally in love with her.

A romantic, is he? Perhaps he and I will get along better than I was originally considering.

You can talk to him now if you want.

[The camera shifts from Mabel to a close-up of Dipper's face.]

Hey, Dipper, a girl wants to talk to you. She says she has answers for you~.

[Meanwhile Dipper's face has been in his hands since the mention of Wendy and oh god why did she have to go blurt that out. Okay, fine, it's not like Wendy is actually here to actually hear about how he lies awake at night thinking about her and oh boy. Just. Oh--WHAT THE OKAy camera in his face.]

[That scream was totally manly. It was manly as hell.]

What? Mabel, uh--[okay yeah that is definitely a girl on the screen okay] hi? I'm Dipper.

[[Completely manly. Rose knows the mostly manly of men.]]

It's nice to meet you, Dipper. I'm Rose. [[She's also clearly amused. Though at least she is holding back any laughter. Somewhat.]] Welcome to Johto.

[Only the very manliest. Dipper can be at the top of the So Manly It's Manlier Than Manly list.]

[On another note, though, he kind of just wants to hide a bit.]

Nice to meet you, too, Rose. And yeah, thanks...I guess? I don't know, it's kind of a shock to not be home, y'know? But being welcomed is always nice.

I do indeed know. It was very disorientating when I arrived. But things are surprisingly easy to get used to. And you didn't arrive in Johto's scorching summer heat or freezing winter cold so you should have a pleasant time adjusting.

[[No shhh don't hide, Dipper. Rose don't judge.]]

[Don't mind Mabel, she's just going to sit here attempting not to giggle to herself because awww look at Dipper talking to a girl like a normal human being.]

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