idkmybffwaddles | first sweater (✿◕‿◕) video + action for new bark town

[The feed opens with very shaky camera work, because Mabel is currently circling Dipper and zooming in and out erratically. Dipper, of course, is being all serious and stuff and has his nose buried in his Trainer Handbook. He's sitting on a bench somewhere in New Bark Town and Mabel is sufficiently bored.]

Mabel, cut it out—

What? You said we need to document everything, so I'm documenting!

[She switches to a fake Australian accent, zooming in close to Dipper's face.]

Croikey! Lookee what we got 'ere! A wild Dipper in 'is natural habitat. I wonder what'll happen if we poke it?

[She drops the accent and pokes Dipper repeatedly.]

Poke fight!

[Dipper frowns indignantly, pushing Mabel's Gear away with his hand.]

Seriously, Mabel, I'm trying to read.

[She pouts and climbs up on the bench and films from above.]

Come on, Dipper. You've read that thing like five times now.

I just want to make sure we know what we're doing before we wander off into the wilderness, okay?

[At this point, Mabel starts singing. Belting, really. And dancing. On the bench. The camera's pretty much all over the place with her crazy jiving.]

WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH THE WILDERNESS, I KNOW WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH OOH OOH! I DON'T KNOW THE REST OF THE WORDS DO DO DO DO DO DO!

Random dance party, yeah!

[Except it's really just Mabel dancing to the New Bark Town music. She's done documenting for now because Dipper's being Lamey McLameShorts. Be prepared for threadjacking!]

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wait, what?]

That's quite the accomplishment. [what's a "congressman"

what do you mean "that one time"] Have you always had such eventful lives? You both seem to be handling the situation quite well.

Well, Gravity Falls is kinda coo-coo—[and she rolls her eyes and circles her finger around her ear]—so I guess yeah!

Our summer's been pretty eventful, anyway. I dated a bunch of gnomes. That was weird. And we almost got eaten alive by this giant candy monster!

[She exhales like just talking about it was hard work.]

Man, I'm kinda glad for a break from all that.

Oh, my.

[man he has no idea what you're talking about but he kinda likes you already]

Perhaps you'll be able to use some of what you've learned while you're here. Avoiding giant monsters, candy or otherwise, is a valuable skill to develop.

Are there giant monsters here we need to avoid? We've gotten pretty good at avoiding giant monsters.

[She looks a bit disheartened for a moment.]

Too bad the Gobblewonker was a fake or I could've gotten a human-sized hamster ball. Like, how fun would that be, right?

Monsters both giant and small, but most bear no ill will. Your new friends can help to keep you safe when you do encounter the less friendly kind.

[what is a hamster ball]

first sweater (✿◕‿◕) video + action for new bark town

[video] coincidentally, that's the one and only episode i've seen

[video] it's only the best episode (BUT YOU SHOULD WATCH THE REST...)

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